Not my child Monday

*My child did not decide on the first day back to school that he wanted to sleep in whereas all during break, he got up early.

*My child did not dump his Fruit Loops all over the living room rug this morning.

*My child did not ask the new girl in school today why she was not a boy.

*My child did not throw a mini tantrum walking out of ToysRUs because I told him we needed to go to Target to buy his toy instead.

and last but not least...

*My child did not just look at me and say "Daddy is the best" when I'M the one who got up early with him, helped him pick up his Fruit Loops, took him to school, and then took him to ToysRUs and Target and let him buy two new toys.